If the South is ever going to rise again, they need some spiritual Viagra, and this Diesel Chicken is just the thing to bring out the red in your neck.
Now, drink the rest of the of the whisky and chase it with a swig of the motor oil. Can you feel the South starting to rise?
Good. Now pour the motor oil in some suitable metal object (you can probably find one in your front yard), and set that shit on the BBQ. Watch some NASCAR while it heats.
Once that oil is good and hot, cut up your chicken or possum or whatnot, batter it up and toss it in the hot oil. When it's crispy it's done. Good eatin'!
· 2 Chickens, mostly de-feathered (If chickens ares not available, possums may be substituted.)Okey dokey, we're gonna make this shit simple. Take the Bisquick and mix in the Skoal. Mix it in nice and good. The Colonel's Chicken may have seven different herbs and spices, but this here Skoal's got seventeen different carcinergens. Splash in just enough of the Zachory Boone's to make the mix stick to the chicken.
· 2 Quarts 10W-30 Motor Oil
· 1 Fifth Zachory Boone Whisky
· 4 Cups Bisquick
· 1 Can Skoal Chewing Tobacco
Now, drink the rest of the of the whisky and chase it with a swig of the motor oil. Can you feel the South starting to rise?
Good. Now pour the motor oil in some suitable metal object (you can probably find one in your front yard), and set that shit on the BBQ. Watch some NASCAR while it heats.
Once that oil is good and hot, cut up your chicken or possum or whatnot, batter it up and toss it in the hot oil. When it's crispy it's done. Good eatin'!
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