Here is a recipe sure to please the in-laws. They’ll all be gobbling down this Dog Cobbler.
Combine flour, salt, oatmeal, dark brown sugar, and sand into large mixing bowl. Mix with wooden spoon until it reaches the consistency of Lil’ Kim’s hair. Then in a separate but equally large bowl, so as to not cause jealousy between ingredients, beat together granulated sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, melted butter and tartar sauce. Slice hot dogs into lengths approximately the size of John Kerry’s nose. Fold in hot dog slices with the other filling ingredients.
In an ungreased casserole dish spoon filling in an even layer at the bottom of the pan. Carefully pour on the crunchy topping mix. Curl twist ties into pleasing shapes and push them into the topping leaving only ¼ inch exposed. Place in pre-heated over for 15-55 minutes until cobbler looks like its will has been broken. Remove from oven and serve while scalding hot.
Makes an excellent pairing with oven-toasted paper towels and citrus flavored mouthwash.
Crunchy Topping
1/3 cup unbleached flour - sifted
½ cup salt
½ cup oatmeal
2/3 cup sand
2 TBS dark brown sugar
*8-10 garbage bag twist ties for garnish
FillingPre-heat oven to 375 degrees.
½ cup granulated sugar
½ stick melted butter
8 bun-length hot dogs
1 TBS tartar sauce
½ tsp cinnamon
¼ tsp nutmeg
Combine flour, salt, oatmeal, dark brown sugar, and sand into large mixing bowl. Mix with wooden spoon until it reaches the consistency of Lil’ Kim’s hair. Then in a separate but equally large bowl, so as to not cause jealousy between ingredients, beat together granulated sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, melted butter and tartar sauce. Slice hot dogs into lengths approximately the size of John Kerry’s nose. Fold in hot dog slices with the other filling ingredients.
In an ungreased casserole dish spoon filling in an even layer at the bottom of the pan. Carefully pour on the crunchy topping mix. Curl twist ties into pleasing shapes and push them into the topping leaving only ¼ inch exposed. Place in pre-heated over for 15-55 minutes until cobbler looks like its will has been broken. Remove from oven and serve while scalding hot.
Makes an excellent pairing with oven-toasted paper towels and citrus flavored mouthwash.

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