For the gritty urban cowboy wrangling rats on the streets of “Dirty Jersey,” the days are long and the nights are hard. Most of the time, the only thing he has in the way of companionship is the warm tailpipe of an idling Caddy. So when dawn rises on his aching bones, and he needs a breakfast that can see him across the grisly day, Wheaties just ain’t gonna cut it. That’s why I’ve concocted this recipe for the Street Omelette using ingredients that can easily be scavenged from the surrounding environment.
Next, tear the newspaper into strips and mix with the coffee grounds and the wads of gum that you’ve collected. When eggs are nearly cooked, fold these ingredients into your omelette, and pour the melted bags over the top., and violà! You’ll be singing yippie-kai-yay all the live-long day when you’ve had a breakfast like this.
3 pigeon eggsCrack the pigeon eggs into a glass bowl, and stir vigorously, making sure to fully emulsify any foetal birds. Meanwhile, in a small saucepan, melt the plastic bags, stirring frequently. If done properly, you should end up with a viscous substance almost indistinguishable from American cheese.
1 cup stale chewing gum
1/2 cup coffee grounds
1 sheet newspaper
5 plastic bags
Next, tear the newspaper into strips and mix with the coffee grounds and the wads of gum that you’ve collected. When eggs are nearly cooked, fold these ingredients into your omelette, and pour the melted bags over the top., and violà! You’ll be singing yippie-kai-yay all the live-long day when you’ve had a breakfast like this.
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